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Silence

Post subject: Re: Funny Conversations

Posted: Sat Jul 31, 2010 12:33 pm

Joined: Sun Dec 20, 2009 1:14 pm
Posts: 366

<Tifereth> I'll ask my dadd--er, ask T.
<Silence> Razzi, your talking priviledges have been reevoked.
<Abel+Novek> xD
<Silence> revoked*)
<WarriorRazzi> To bad i dont care silence
<Abel+Novek> Your Daaaddy?
<Abel+Novek> <.<'
<Tifereth> Never.
<Abel+Novek> Uhuh.
<Tifereth> My SIRE. Okay? Sire.
<Abel+Novek> So CUTE
<Tifereth> SHUT UP.
<Abel+Novek> Awww, Lookit Tif gettin' blushy.
<Abel+Novek> <.<'
<Abel+Novek> I called him granpappy a few times to get under his skin.
<Abel+Novek> >.>'

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Nyatta

Post subject: Re: Funny Conversations

Posted: Sat Jul 31, 2010 12:42 pm

Joined: Wed Dec 09, 2009 9:39 pm
Posts: 1058

<Silence> I wouldn't win. >.>
<Abel+Novek> Sex with Nyatta.
<Silence> xD
<Abel+Novek> That's the prize.
* Damacus smiled. *
<Silence> Fair deal.
<Abel+Novek> <.<
<Silence> >.>;
<Nyatta> ...Should I feel flattered or creeped out for my losing my virginity being a prize?
<Abel+Novek> What virginity?
<Nyatta> I feel like it should be a mix of both.
* Kiara hugs Mac and kisses his cheek. *
+ Dante+Darkness has left.
<Nyatta> I'm a virgin. Please tell me you knew that. <.<'
<Silence> ...
<Abel+Novek> Me too.
<Silence> As am I. >.>
* Damacus leaned on the woman, an eye shutting as her lips'made contact *
<Tifereth> I don't wanna do Nyatta.
<Abel+Novek> Fine.
+ Princesskazuki has arrived.
+ Voltanis has arrived.
<Tifereth> And much less share her with a team.
<Abel+Novek> You'll be on my team.
<Nyatta> ...Well then. Fuck you too.
<Tifereth> That'd just be anti higyenic.
* Nyatta mopes, all offended. *
<Abel+Novek> I'm drafting you, Tif.
<Silence> ... Running a 'train' on Nyatta would be an odd prize.
<Silence> <.<
<Tifereth> ...
<Abel+Novek> Alright.
* Kiara smiled faintly. *
<Tifereth> Fuck you, Silence.
<Abel+Novek> Then you get to fuck Nyatta and eight of her fights.
<Abel+Novek> -.-
<Tifereth> Fuck you and the mental pictures you've just forced into my brain.
<Silence> ... I'm flattered, Tif.
<Silence> >.>
<Abel+Novek> LOL
<Abel+Novek> Silence gives good head...
<Abel+Novek> <.<'
<Nyatta> As flattered as I am, pick someone else.
<Tifereth> I DON'T want to know.
<Silence> Bahaha.
<Abel+Novek> This lesbian shit is just a mask, really.
+ Sangius has arrived.
<Abel+Novek> She made me cum like a porn-star.
<Abel+Novek> "Uuuuh!"
* Abel+Novek waited to be abused. *
<Silence> ...
<Abel+Novek> >.>'
* Coquette flopped over, eyeing her phone. *
* Silence shoved him. Hard. " Just.. No." *

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Seppuku

Post subject: Re: Funny Conversations

Posted: Sat Jul 31, 2010 2:55 pm

Joined: Wed Dec 09, 2009 12:07 pm
Posts: 186

Megatron: Back.
Nita: welcome back
Megatron: Thank ya.
Nita: did you run over old women D:<
Megatron: No, but one almost ran over me! D:<
Nita: ಠ_ಠ fail

Nita: what do they want? your first born? a big toe? D:< a jar of man poots
Megatron: ಠ_ಠ

Megatron: My cheek hurts.
Nita: -noms on the cheek- >.> does it hurt now?
Megatron: *sits there with half her face chewed off, flesh dangling every which way* ಠ_ಠ
Nita: =))

*is apparently fixated on the (ಠ_ಠ) "srs bsnss" face*

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Tifereth

Post subject: Re: Funny Conversations

Posted: Sat Jul 31, 2010 10:26 pm

Joined: Wed Dec 09, 2009 8:50 pm
Posts: 147
Location: RavenBlack City

Arni: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGtScuFxm6A
Cia: ...Eerie.
Arni: Isn't it? I can totally imagine a ghost.. playing it.. in the night.
Cia: ...
Cia: Thank you, now I'll have nightmares.

Arni: Maybe it's a pretty ghost that gives out candies?
Cia: I really doubt Casper can play the piano
Arni: Casper isn't pretty. |:
Cia: Well, he's friendly!
Arni: He's stumpy.
Arni: He looks like a sperm with arms.
Cia: ...
Cia: great, now you ruined casper for me.
Cia: Any other great commentary for tonight?

Arni: I'm on a roll tonight!
Cia: SRSLY.
Arni: Err, well. I think I love you?
Cia: ...
Cia: Whut
Arni: Wow.
Arni: That one surpsied even me.
Arni: surprised*
Cia: Don't make me freak out like that

Arni: What? D:
Cia: D:
Arni: Don't make that face at me D: I don't know what it connotates!
Cia: ME NEITHER SO WTFEVER WOMAN
Arni: NO FUCK YO COUCH
Cia: YOUR MOM
Arni: Is asleep. :\ She didn't get me that glass of juice before she went either.
Cia: ...
Arni: I do respect her!
Cia: That's it, this is going to the funny conversations thread.
Arni: D: *flails*
Cia: YES THAT'S RIGHT YOUNG LADY
Arni: BUT I WILL BE LABELLED (labelled.. okay yeah, that's right) AS A DISRESPECTING CHILDE
Arni: Oh, I did not just add an "e"
Cia: SHUT UP AND BRING ME A SAMMICH
Arni: YES M--.. NO I'M THE BUTCH! D:
Cia: YOU WISH
Cia: AND YOU'LL KEEL WISHIN IN THIS REALLY LOUD VOICE--LETTERS
Cia: KEEP
Cia: FUCK YOU KEYBOARD
Cia: Engrish is hared.
Arni: *WAILS* CAPS ARE SRS BZNS AND THIS IS SRS BZNS WHY DOES IT FEEL LIKE WE'RE IN A ST-.. lolol

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Tifereth

Post subject: Re: Funny Conversations

Posted: Sat Jul 31, 2010 10:33 pm

Joined: Wed Dec 09, 2009 8:50 pm
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And...another...later...like...five minutes after the last bit

Cia: I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY
Cia: I AM
Cia: THAT'S WHY I'M TALKING IN CAPS
Arni: HAPPY CAPS. YOU ARE CAPPY OH SHIT I USED A PERIOD BUT IM TOO LAZY TO ELETEE
Arni: DELETEEE*
Cia: OH MY GOD A PERIOD
Cia: U SHALT B PUNISHED BY THE INTERNERD'S GOD
Cia: YES IS SAID INTERNERD
Cia: I*
Cia: ...........WHATEVER!
Arni: IS SAID?
Cia: FUCK YOUR COUCH
Arni: YOUS SAID
Arni: IT WORKS!
Arni: EXCLAMATION EMPHASIS EMPHASIS
Cia: EXCLAMATIONMARKELEVENONE
Cia: ONEEE

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Tifereth

Post subject: Re: Funny Conversations

Posted: Sat Jul 31, 2010 10:46 pm

Joined: Wed Dec 09, 2009 8:50 pm
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Arni: I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU LET ME GET IT
Arni: http://i31.tinypic.com/zjdvnl.jpg
Cia: .....
Cia: FUCK YOU
Cia: D: I'M SORRY CASPER
Arni: BAHAHHA!
Arni: LOOK THAT HIM!
Arni: HIS HEAD
Arni: IT PENETRATES THE EGGS!
Arni: AND SPLOOGES INSIDE.
Cia: SHUT UPPPP
Arni: SPLOOOOOOOGE
Arni: HERE COMES THE BAAAABY
Arni: NOW EVERYTIME YOU THINK OF SPERM OR SEX, YOU'LL THINK CASPER
Arni: ISN'T IT GREat!?
Arni: YOU JUST RUINED MY LIFE!!!!!!!
Arni: YES I AM SOOOO ON A ROLL TONIGHT!
Cia: DAMNIT THERE GOES MY LIB--...wait, nevermind.
Arni: Liberal views on sperm and Casper?
Cia: Shut it.

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Kiia Sparrow

Post subject: Re: Funny Conversations

Posted: Sun Aug 01, 2010 12:18 pm

Joined: Sun Mar 14, 2010 7:17 pm
Posts: 59

Just a lazy day until this happens:

Kiia: I can't believe I'm gonna be 22. :/
Decora Marie: Holy shit, you're older than Aaron? O.O;
Kiia: ...Am I?
Kiia: o.o
Kiia: When is his birthday?
Decora Marie:

) Yeah you are.
Decora Marie: July...
Decora Marie: Oh shit..
Decora Marie: July 11th!
Kiia: >.>
Kiia: xD
Kiia: Good job.
Decora Marie: He just turned 21.
Decora Marie: ...
Kiia: So, he turned-oh fuck.
Decora Marie: Wait.
Kiia: I am.
Decora Marie: <.<
Kiia: xD
Decora Marie: DAMNIT.
Kiia: Make up your miiiind.
Decora Marie: I don't wanna ask him. o.<
Decora Marie: I'm so unsure.
Kiia: Just fuckin' ask him.
Kiia: I swear, though, I wanna posts some of our conversations on the Bite because I can't breathe from laughing so hard.
Decora Marie: Go ahead. <.< There is a funny conversation section?
Decora Marie: But srsly afraid to ask.
Decora Marie: >.>
Decora Marie: He'll be like, "Well fuck you too!"
Kiia: ...You didn't know that?
Kiia: About the section?
Decora Marie: No. I was saying there was so you can post it.
Decora Marie: >.>
Decora Marie: <.<
Decora Marie: WAIT.
Decora Marie: I KNOW HOW OLD HE IS.
Kiia: HOW OLD IS HE?!
Decora Marie: 22 because he's 4 years older than me.
Kiia: xD
Kiia: Nice.
Kiia: So he's older than me.
Kiia: Byyyy,.
Kiia: About 3 months and about two weeks.
Decora Marie: Damnit.
Decora Marie: >.>
Decora Marie: <.<
Kiia: ...What?
Decora Marie: I thought you were older!
Kiia: Noooope.
Decora Marie: Goddamn old people.
Kiia: That would have been a little funny, though.
Kiia: You know what?
Kiia: Young whipsnapper?

Kiia: ...I screwed that up.
Kiia: *Hides in her ball of shame.*
Decora Marie: It'd be funny if you posted that and then Aaron saw it. >.>
Kiia: ...No.
Kiia: No, no, no.
Kiia: You do it. >.>
Decora Marie: YOU do it.
Decora Marie: I'm gonna be the one getting yelled at.
Decora Marie: >.>
Kiia: How about this.
Kiia: I have a number in my head between one and ten. If you guess the right number, I will put up. Lose, you put it up.
Kiia: And I swear I won't change the number.
Decora Marie: NO.
Kiia: COME ON!
Kiia: DON'T BE A PUSSY!
Kiia: >.>;
Decora Marie: Eldest go first!
Kiia: I can't. Laughing too hard.
Kiia: Whew...
Decora Marie: ELINA GO POST IT NAO.
Kiia: YOU CAN'T MAKE ME, ANDREA WATKINS!
Decora Marie: I'll cry. >.>
Kiia: ...
Kiia: Damnit.
Decora Marie: Go do it. >.>

This is all for you, Aaron.

<3 She made me do it.

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Decora

Post subject: Re: Funny Conversations

Posted: Sun Aug 01, 2010 12:20 pm

Joined: Wed Dec 09, 2009 6:16 am
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Kiia Sparrow wrote:

<3 She made me do it.

In my defense, I did not sleep at all last night.

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Abel Novek

Post subject: Re: Funny Conversations

Posted: Sun Aug 01, 2010 5:40 pm

Joined: Tue Apr 06, 2010 4:05 pm
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YOU BITCH.

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Decora

Post subject: Re: Funny Conversations

Posted: Sun Aug 01, 2010 5:41 pm

Joined: Wed Dec 09, 2009 6:16 am
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I didn't sleep ALL NIGHT. -ALL NIGHT-

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Abel Novek

Post subject: Re: Funny Conversations

Posted: Sun Aug 01, 2010 5:42 pm

Joined: Tue Apr 06, 2010 4:05 pm
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Whatever, woman. <.<'

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Decora

Post subject: Re: Funny Conversations

Posted: Sun Aug 01, 2010 5:43 pm

Joined: Wed Dec 09, 2009 6:16 am
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Dick runs this house, Daniel.

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upir

Post subject: Re: Funny Conversations

Posted: Sun Aug 01, 2010 8:52 pm

Joined: Tue Dec 08, 2009 8:09 pm
Posts: 666

Ace Dumont: *Flailed, cursing in egyptian!* IM MELTING!
Upir Hagakura: Egyptian? <.<
Ace Dumont: Yes. Bet you didn't expect that
Upir Hagakura: I did, yet I will strangely abstain from admitting such.
Ace Dumont: LOL
Ace Dumont: And here I thought I had you confused >.>
Upir Hagakura: You'll need to wake up early for that. Like... noonish. Or in recent cases, any time before 2-3pm.
Ace Dumont: I was at work already by then you lazy cur!
Ace Dumont: Hehe. cur.
Upir Hagakura: Arrr
Ace Dumont: MATEY
Upir Hagakura: I'm not your matey, pal.
Ace Dumont: I prefer cowboys over pirates as a general rule though :(
Upir Hagakura: Cowboys are fail. They never really existed.
Ace Dumont: DONT SHATTER MY DREAMS! :((
Ace Dumont: *Hoarded fanfiction*
Upir Hagakura: ...which is the only place you'll find cowboys. <.< Aside from Clint Eastwood films and old Marlboro promotional stuff.
Ace Dumont: Not true!
Ace Dumont: I could buy a hat and force it on you
Ace Dumont: And call you buckaroo
Upir Hagakura: And that would do what? Aside from possibly satisfy some sick fetish of yours.
Ace Dumont: You'd be a modern day cowboy!
Ace Dumont: And there's nothing sick about my fetishes
Upir Hagakura: You mean rough-looking mobster.
Ace Dumont: Mmmm mobster
Ace Dumont: Have you got a zoot suit?
Upir Hagakura: No, but I have two pinstriped suits. Including shiny black shoes, a pinstripe tie, and a pinstripe fedora.
Upir Hagakura: It's badass.
Ace Dumont: I might lick you if I saw you in that
Ace Dumont: Don't worry, I'm not a drooler. It would be a quick lick
Upir Hagakura: That's what I wore for Halloween last year. I'm surprised I didn't get severely molested by strangers.
Ace Dumont: You would've if you'd rung my doorbell!
Ace Dumont: ...That came off more sexual than intended
Ace Dumont: Meow.

Ace Dumont: I imagine its like a... comicon? Is that what they're called? =x
Upir Hagakura: Never been to one, so... maybe?
Ace Dumont: Me either
Ace Dumont: I wanna though
Ace Dumont: To stroll around and take pictures of the nerdiness
Upir Hagakura: It might be too much.
Ace Dumont: Only a trekkie one >.>
Ace Dumont: If someone came to me speaking klingon I wouldn't be able to contain my laughter
Upir Hagakura: I don't know what I would even do. Probably just stare.
Ace Dumont: If you were staring then Id seek to embarrass you by trying to speak klingon back at the nerd
Upir Hagakura: That'd actually be amusing. "Omg! What language is that?!"
Upir Hagakura: "I thought it was Klingon." "You bitch."
Ace Dumont: =)) !
Ace Dumont: I'd get a nerd beat down :(
Ace Dumont: Unless I shoved you at the nerd and ran for freedom
Upir Hagakura: You keep assuming I would be there.
Ace Dumont: You would be in my scenario *nods*

Ace Dumont: Why did that sound suspiciously like ego?
Upir Hagakura: Oddly enough, it wasn't.
Ace Dumont: I think I just expect it when I talk to you >.>

Ace Dumont: Then yes. You're officially emotastic

Ace Dumont: How is my mom anyways?
Ace Dumont: >.>;
Upir Hagakura: I don't know. The pancakes caught on fire halfway through. Next time, I'll have to cook.
Ace Dumont: I suggest you don't do that nakedly
Upir Hagakura: With pancakes, it should be okay. Bacon... no.
Ace Dumont: I burned myself once with bacon grease :(
Upir Hagakura: I think everyone has.
Ace Dumont: Yes, but does everyone prance around their kitchen wailing about it and flailing their hands in the air?
Upir Hagakura: They should.
Ace Dumont: They shouldn't!
Ace Dumont: I'm an original.
Ace Dumont: Damnit.
Upir Hagakura: It would still provide significant amounts of entertainment.
Ace Dumont: At the cost of my individuality! :((
Upir Hagakura: Pfft, like you need that. >.>
Ace Dumont: You'll never speak to me again!
Ace Dumont: It would be a tragedy!
Ace Dumont: Travesty!
Ace Dumont: ....Saddety!

Ace Dumont: I get lost in my backyard
Ace Dumont: GPS saveth me
Upir Hagakura: Then may GPS be thy saviour and guide thine way.
Ace Dumont: Ooh dramatic, I approve

Ace Dumont: You should drink less *nods*
Upir Hagakura: Or more.
Ace Dumont: That too

Ace Dumont: I swear, your the living embodiment of Ace
Ace Dumont: Minus the penis addiction <3
Ace Dumont: I assume
Ace Dumont: >.>;
Upir Hagakura: You assume correctly. <.< I'm straight.
Ace Dumont: I knew it!
Ace Dumont: I told them you were!
Ace Dumont: They didn't believe me but now I have proof!
Upir Hagakura: Your parents?
Ace Dumont: Yes
Upir Hagakura: Whyyy.
Ace Dumont: My mom had a thing for you, it was disturbing
Upir Hagakura: Showing people my pictures?
Upir Hagakura: Tsk tsk.
Ace Dumont: I couldn't help it
Ace Dumont: They're taped up on all my walls
Ace Dumont: People see
Ace Dumont: :(

Ace Dumont: I think you're mixing us up with asian men

Ace Dumont: I have to defend my boobs honor afterall

Upir Hagakura: Is "the magic" a metaphor for something?
Ace Dumont: Yes. For inappropriate fluids.
Upir Hagakura: Thought so. You're a very dirty woman.
Ace Dumont: Despite a shower a day!
Upir Hagakura: YOU'RE SULLYING MY INNOCENT MIND
Ace Dumont: PSH

Upir Hagakura: You have a strange fascination for this idea. >.>
Ace Dumont: It would be entertaining!
Ace Dumont: For me!
Upir Hagakura: I don't think there's anything I can say that won't make this worse.
Ace Dumont: =))
Ace Dumont: I finally won!
Upir Hagakura: You're remarkably perverted.
Ace Dumont: Thank you. *grins* >.>

Upir Hagakura: Just so you know, I won't send you nekkid pictures.
Ace Dumont: Aw :(
Ace Dumont: But I had all my hopes pinned on it!
Ace Dumont: I already carved the letter 'G' into my forearm! :((
Upir Hagakura: That's fanatical. <.<
Ace Dumont: So will you love me now?
Ace Dumont: WILL YOU!?!?!
Upir Hagakura: Probably not, but you get membership for my fan club.

Ace Dumont: I was drunk and upside down

Ace Dumont: May your metabolism catch up with you in a cruel cruel way

Ace Dumont: Too much of me might overload the awesome sensor in the universe
Upir Hagakura: I already did that. No worries.
Ace Dumont: Well then the end is nigh!
Ace Dumont: 2012!
Upir Hagakura: I'd sooner believe that chickens would grow out of my desk.
Ace Dumont: Buck buck, Buckaw? >.>

Upir Hagakura: Kansas isn't renowned for being fun, is it?
Ace Dumont: No, not at all :))
Ace Dumont: Except the tornados
Ace Dumont: Those are fun
Ace Dumont: Pull out your lawnchair and sit in your driveway drinkin a beer watchin it
Upir Hagakura: Safety first. Don't forget a cupholder for that beer.
Ace Dumont: That's what the beer hat's for
Upir Hagakura: Touche.

Ace Dumont: I don't know what I would say to a tree
Ace Dumont: Doesn't seem like the kind of conversationalist I gravitate to

Ace Dumont: is that 80s?
Ace Dumont: Or some weird genre only 2% of the Russian popularion has heard of?
[...]
Upir Hagakura: FAIL IT WAS 70s.
Ace Dumont: LIES
Upir Hagakura: Yeah, a little <.<
Ace Dumont: You can't outsmart me with your words and your... youness!

Ace Dumont: BITCH
Ace Dumont: I will shank you.

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Tifereth

Post subject: Re: Funny Conversations

Posted: Sun Aug 01, 2010 9:08 pm

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<Itarilde> When Lily expresses approval of my actions, I feel as though an angel has fingered me to orgasm while I ate sushi and watched my favorite television program

'nuff said.

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Coquette

Post subject: Re: Funny Conversations

Posted: Sun Aug 01, 2010 10:22 pm

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Bailee Novek (8/1/2010 10:20:38 PM): lmfao
Bailee Novek (8/1/2010 10:20:45 PM): i read that as she wont respect my boner
Bailee Novek (8/1/2010 10:20:49 PM): wtf
Bailee Novek (8/1/2010 10:20:50 PM): >.>
Coquette (8/1/2010 10:20:51 PM): RESPECT MY BONER
Coquette (8/1/2010 10:21:00 PM): I'm going to tell that to Chris one time.
Coquette (8/1/2010 10:21:05 PM): "I respect your boner."

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Airey

Post subject: Re: Funny Conversations

Posted: Mon Aug 02, 2010 8:00 am

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Kiia Sparrow wrote:

<3 She made me do it.

>.> Aaron's 21? Or 22?
<.< Dood...and before you get mad when (if) you read this.
I BET you don't know my b-day, so shut up.

:lol:

Something good (other than giggles) came from this conversation.
I love you two.

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Decora

Post subject: Re: Funny Conversations

Posted: Mon Aug 02, 2010 8:13 am

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He's 22.
<.<

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Airey

Post subject: Re: Funny Conversations

Posted: Mon Aug 02, 2010 8:32 am

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>.> So that's why he's so immature.

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Ace

Post subject: Re: Funny Conversations

Posted: Mon Aug 02, 2010 9:25 am

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I had a weird inkling my sleepy convo with G would wind up here. >.>; NO HOTDOG VENDOR FOR YOU!

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Silence

Post subject: Re: Funny Conversations

Posted: Mon Aug 02, 2010 11:58 am

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<Silence> ( The Game. >.> )
<Edan> ( I lose when I seen your name, Ivy...Well, Slience's name so you have the unlitmate win. )
<Silence> ( >.> )

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Etienne

Post subject: Re: Funny Conversations

Posted: Mon Aug 02, 2010 3:26 pm

Joined: Mon Dec 14, 2009 6:00 pm
Posts: 71

Silence wrote:

<Silence> ( The Game. >.> )
<Edan> ( I lose when I seen your name, Ivy...Well, Slience's name so you have the unlitmate win. )
<Silence> ( >.> )

Homygod. I told you the same thing a while back. Annnd. This is a conversation a friend and I had a while back and it made me laugh so I saved it. I just found it on my computer and decided to share. Imagine it all to the tune of Piano Man.

Jamie: It’s a eleven o’ clock on a Friday! The regular crowd shuffles in. There’s an old queen sitting next to me, making love to my enormous chin.

Me: He says, “Oh, God, don’t play me a melody; I’d rather you take off your clothes! ‘Cuz you’re hot and I’m gay and I like it that way, now go get me some huge dildos!” Then we’ll…....LA LA DEE DEE DAA! LA LA DEE DEE DAA! DA DUMM!

Jamie: Bang us right now! You’re the piano man! Bang us all hard tonight!

Me: For we’re all in the mood for a big, hard man, but we figure you’ll do all right.

Jamie: Now, Dave at the bar is a stripper of mine. He gives me hot sex for free.

Me: And he has a big dick, and he’ll give me a lick.

Jamie: At least until I have to pee!

Me: He said, “Bill, you’re just not hot enough for me!” As his large penis slowly went limp. “Well, I’m sure that I could be a prostitute if you would just find me a pimp!” LA LA DEE DEE DAA! LA LA DEE DEE DAA! DA DUMM!

Jamie: Now, Paul is a world-renowned pole dancer who never had time to get paid!

Me: And he’s talking to Rick, who has a small dick, so he knows that he’ll never get laid.

Jamie: And the hookers are practicing blowjobs! While the all of the rich guys get boned! Yeah, they’re all having one giant orgy! ‘Cuz it’s better than sleeping alone!

Me: Give us your dick; you’re the hooker-man! We want your big giant dong! Yes, we’re all in the mood for an orgasm, so it’s time now to whip out that schlong!

Jamie: It’s pretty bad sex, ‘cuz I’m ugly, and the pimp daddy gives me a slap.

Me: ‘Cuz he knows that it’s you they’ve been coming to screw! And I am too ugly to tap! And Paul, he looks really sexy! As he shoves his huge cock in my rear!

Jamie: But when he sees who I am, he pulls out and says, “Damn! Small and ugly; what’re you doing here?”
Take some Extenze; you’re too small for me! Hurry, before you’re too old!

Me: It will be sad indeed if I don’t get what I need! Now hurry; my dick’s getting cold.

And this is why conversations should not be had at five in the morning.

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Airey

Post subject: Re: Funny Conversations

Posted: Mon Aug 02, 2010 9:51 pm

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I tried trimming it down.... >.> But it no work. It no make sense.

DRAKIE IS NOT I REPEAT NOT A RACIST. WE DO THIS ALL IN GOOD FUN. SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LAUGH. IDJITS

Quote:

Count Tunahaha: Two guys, one girl or guy in the middle
Airey Aydolette Dumont: >.>
Count Tunahaha: then they high five
Count Tunahaha: Eiffle Tower
Airey Aydolette Dumont: CHOOO CHOOO!
Moons Wilde:
Airey Aydolette Dumont: *hipthrusts*
Moons Wilde: I like it.
Airey Aydolette Dumont: Or a Train.
Count Tunahaha: Moonies wanna try it ?
Ace Milena-Dumont: *Covers his bum*
Airey Aydolette Dumont: GRAB HIS ASS!
Moons Wilde: Sounds like fun!
Airey Aydolette Dumont: <.<
Moons Wilde: *Gropes Ace happily.*
Airey Aydolette Dumont: I'll recorrd!
Airey Aydolette Dumont:
Airey Aydolette Dumont: Nothing like a good family patriarch raping to strenghten bonds.
Count Tunahaha: or loosen
Count Tunahaha: <<
Count Tunahaha: cause im sure if Moonies and I DP Ace, he wont be tight
Count Tunahaha: >>
Airey Aydolette Dumont: >.>
Moons Wilde: >.> Not for a while.
Airey Aydolette Dumont: Use Holy Water lube.
Airey Aydolette Dumont: <.< For tingle.
Ace Milena-Dumont: D:
Airey Aydolette Dumont: Papa.
Ace Milena-Dumont: Im never drinking around you guys again!
Airey Aydolette Dumont: <.<
Airey Aydolette Dumont: Someone slip him more Drow.
Airey Aydolette Dumont: I've just got weed.
Airey Aydolette Dumont: >.>
Count Tunahaha: Hey, V gave me a whole bottle to myself, put that in the safe right quick
Airey Aydolette Dumont: <.<
Airey Aydolette Dumont: Orrr.
Airey Aydolette Dumont: Open Ace's mouth and deposit it.
Moons Wilde: I love when you drink around me!
Moons Wilde: I can slip you roofies >.>
Draco DeCrackhead: What the fuck did I come back to? o.O))
Ace Milena-Dumont: LMAO ))
Count Tunahaha: If you aint Hard, Drake.. somethins wrong with you.. LMAO ))
Draco DeCrackhead: Gay sex doesn't do it for me, Carlito)
Count Tunahaha: It used to ! whut happend?! ))
Ace Milena-Dumont: *Flashes* ))
Moons Wilde: *Grope.*
Moons Wilde: ))
Count Tunahaha: put the camera away Bra ! ))
Draco DeCrackhead: You wish, dude))
Ace Milena-Dumont: Nevar!))
Airey Aydolette Dumont: DRAAKE!!))
Airey Aydolette Dumont: Sexytimeez!?))
Draco DeCrackhead: Pshhh, you just want coin))
Airey Aydolette Dumont: >.> And?))
Airey Aydolette Dumont: I need it. >.>))
Draco DeCrackhead: lol))
Airey Aydolette Dumont: 2hrs per 10k. >.>))
Airey Aydolette Dumont: <.<))
Draco DeCrackhead: I got 200k between two alts ))
Count Tunahaha: after the first 30 mins.. c&p ))
Airey Aydolette Dumont: LMFAOOOOOOOO))
Airey Aydolette Dumont: I love you Carlos.))
Count Tunahaha: she wont notice ))
Ace Milena-Dumont: You two frighten me <.< ))
Count Tunahaha: which two ?
Airey Aydolette Dumont: >.> You should see some of our convo's.
Ace Milena-Dumont: ALl of you
Draco DeCrackhead: Tch. I ain't talkin cyber shit))
Airey Aydolette Dumont: And hear the skype convo's.
Count Tunahaha: u fucken loves us B
Airey Aydolette Dumont: <.<
Airey Aydolette Dumont: We're sick.
Airey Aydolette Dumont: SICCCCCCK.
Count Tunahaha: i wanna be on skype
Count Tunahaha: >>
Count Tunahaha: <<
Airey Aydolette Dumont: We were sitting there laughing when Air...We should skype now.
Count Tunahaha: i gots a new headset
Airey Aydolette Dumont: It's 630 am
Draco DeCrackhead: One dick per fantasy, Los
Airey Aydolette Dumont: And i'm up
Airey Aydolette Dumont: >.>
Ace Milena-Dumont: Mmm penis
Count Tunahaha: LMAO
Airey Aydolette Dumont: And I don't do Anal.
Airey Aydolette Dumont: <.<
Airey Aydolette Dumont: So.
Ace Milena-Dumont: Me either
Airey Aydolette Dumont: Either way
Moons Wilde: Mmm Acey Ass.
Airey Aydolette Dumont: You were S.O.L
Airey Aydolette Dumont: Poor Josh. <.<
Count Tunahaha: pfft
Ace Milena-Dumont: We're OOC... I think
Ace Milena-Dumont: >.>;
Moons Wilde: Oh >.>
Count Tunahaha: yea we are
Count Tunahaha: LMAO
Airey Aydolette Dumont: LMFAO
Ace Milena-Dumont: He's talking on his computer
Moons Wilde: Uh...Brandy ass.
Airey Aydolette Dumont:
Ace Milena-Dumont: He cant keep up
Count Tunahaha: " Mmm Brandy Penis " - Josh
Ace Milena-Dumont: I CAN HEAR YOU DOWN THERE
Airey Aydolette Dumont: >.>
Moons Wilde: I can hear you up there >.>
Airey Aydolette Dumont: Is he eating you out or something?
Airey Aydolette Dumont: ._.
Count Tunahaha: LMASO
Ace Milena-Dumont: ...
Ace Milena-Dumont: EWWWWWW
Moons Wilde: E...
Airey Aydolette Dumont: That's the mental image I got.
Ace Milena-Dumont: I have to wash my brain now
Airey Aydolette Dumont: <.<';
Moons Wilde:
Airey Aydolette Dumont: LMFAOOOO
Airey Aydolette Dumont:
Airey Aydolette Dumont: Dood.
Count Tunahaha: i threw up a little
Airey Aydolette Dumont: I need to go to bed.
Airey Aydolette Dumont: <.<
Ace Milena-Dumont: So did I
Airey Aydolette Dumont: I orgasmed.
Airey Aydolette Dumont: >.>
Ace Milena-Dumont: Weirdo
Count Tunahaha: Bran come'er ill eat chu out
Airey Aydolette Dumont: Someone give Airey coin.
Count Tunahaha: >>
Airey Aydolette Dumont: .....
Ace Milena-Dumont: Mrowr
Airey Aydolette Dumont: Now that made me scared.
Ace Milena-Dumont: Youre too far!
Count Tunahaha: I know !
Moons Wilde: Come to us!
Airey Aydolette Dumont: <.<
Airey Aydolette Dumont: Cum.
Ace Milena-Dumont: Come on us!
Airey Aydolette Dumont: cuuuuum
Count Tunahaha: i wish i could !
Count Tunahaha: LMAO
Ace Milena-Dumont: <.<;
Airey Aydolette Dumont: Cummm into my woorrlld.
Airey Aydolette Dumont: >.>
Airey Aydolette Dumont: Smack her ass!
Count Tunahaha: not enought Los milks for the both of ya
Count Tunahaha: >>
Airey Aydolette Dumont: Pull her arm!
Airey Aydolette Dumont: .... <.<
Airey Aydolette Dumont: Someone's a quick shooter.
Moons Wilde: PERVERTS.
Airey Aydolette Dumont: And admited it.
Airey Aydolette Dumont: Josh.
Airey Aydolette Dumont: >.>
Ace Milena-Dumont: I had someone smack my ass pretty fucking hard once
Airey Aydolette Dumont: I'll fuck a gay man's ass.
Ace Milena-Dumont: I had a bruise the next day
Airey Aydolette Dumont: >.>
Count Tunahaha: wasnt me
Airey Aydolette Dumont: <.<
Airey Aydolette Dumont: Dood.
Count Tunahaha: it should have been
Airey Aydolette Dumont: I'm a scary female....
Count Tunahaha: >>
Airey Aydolette Dumont: ._.
Ace Milena-Dumont: Aww ;x
Ace Milena-Dumont: Drake has killer claws
Airey Aydolette Dumont: ....DONT REMIND ME BRANDY!
Count Tunahaha: cause he's got killer hair
Count Tunahaha: >>
Airey Aydolette Dumont: GOD.
Draco DeCrackhead: You were lovin them
Airey Aydolette Dumont: Now i'm gonn ahave nightmares.
Airey Aydolette Dumont: ._.
Ace Milena-Dumont: =X
Count Tunahaha: LMAO
Ace Milena-Dumont: Ive never seen nails that hard
Airey Aydolette Dumont: Dood.
Ace Milena-Dumont: Its weird!
Airey Aydolette Dumont: Shut UP
Count Tunahaha: i thought she said " Shave nightmares"
Airey Aydolette Dumont: SHUT UPPPPP
Count Tunahaha: i thought thats what she called her vajayjay
Count Tunahaha: >>
Draco DeCrackhead:
Airey Aydolette Dumont: <.<
Moons Wilde: >.> Hard...nails?
Count Tunahaha: "Hey baby, wanna come back and fuck your nighmares? "
Airey Aydolette Dumont: I call my vagina Pussy.
Airey Aydolette Dumont: >.>
Airey Aydolette Dumont: I'm so original.
Airey Aydolette Dumont: >.>
Ace Milena-Dumont: I call her Miss Priss
Moons Wilde: I worry.
Airey Aydolette Dumont: <.<
Airey Aydolette Dumont:
Ace Milena-Dumont: Dont forget Babs and Betty!
Airey Aydolette Dumont: Prissy and Pussy
Airey Aydolette Dumont: >.>
Ace Milena-Dumont: The Bewbs
Airey Aydolette Dumont: Donna and Cathy. >.>
Airey Aydolette Dumont: <.<
Ace Milena-Dumont:
Count Tunahaha: i cant remember if i fondled B
Airey Aydolette Dumont: FUCK YOU!
Count Tunahaha: <<
Ace Milena-Dumont: You did
Count Tunahaha: bwahah >>
Airey Aydolette Dumont: IT'S NOT MY FAULT D:
Count Tunahaha: i got distracted -mumbles-
Airey Aydolette Dumont: <.<
Count Tunahaha: caught off guard >>
Ace Milena-Dumont: My ass is quite distracting
Count Tunahaha: mhm
Airey Aydolette Dumont: <.<
Airey Aydolette Dumont: I'm going to bed.
Count Tunahaha: specially bouncin off my... lap ?
Count Tunahaha: >>
Ace Milena-Dumont:
Airey Aydolette Dumont: Before I say something I regret.
Ace Milena-Dumont:
Airey Aydolette Dumont: >.> Or worse
Ace Milena-Dumont: Like what?
Ace Milena-Dumont: Bewbs?
Airey Aydolette Dumont: Something I don't regret.
Airey Aydolette Dumont: <.<
Ace Milena-Dumont: Omgawd
Airey Aydolette Dumont:
Ace Milena-Dumont: Kat asked me if I was a lesbian a month ago
Airey Aydolette Dumont: Ask Drake what happens when I start talkinga ...... >.>
Airey Aydolette Dumont: And?
Count Tunahaha: you arent?
Ace Milena-Dumont: Not funny
Count Tunahaha: >>
Airey Aydolette Dumont: =x
Airey Aydolette Dumont: <.<
Airey Aydolette Dumont: I mean.
Count Tunahaha: yeah i know you arent
Count Tunahaha: xD
Airey Aydolette Dumont: Bisexual? <.< Preference for ????
Ace Milena-Dumont: She was serious!
Count Tunahaha: Josh is a lesbo
Count Tunahaha: >>
Ace Milena-Dumont: Im bi from the waist up
Airey Aydolette Dumont: >.>
Moons Wilde: >.> I am!
Ace Milena-Dumont: I cant imagine getting near someones kitty
Count Tunahaha: LMAO
Airey Aydolette Dumont: Don't you ...oh.
Moons Wilde: Amen.
Airey Aydolette Dumont: Other person's waist up.
Airey Aydolette Dumont: >.>
Ace Milena-Dumont: <.<
Ace Milena-Dumont: Yes.
Airey Aydolette Dumont: Dood.
Ace Milena-Dumont: *Nuzzles the odd girl*
Airey Aydolette Dumont: I'm strictly dickly.
Airey Aydolette Dumont: <.<
Airey Aydolette Dumont: Vagina's make me hurl.
Airey Aydolette Dumont: I hate mine. ._.
Airey Aydolette Dumont: If it didn't bring me such pleasure.
Count Tunahaha: then why do you pet it soooo much ?
Airey Aydolette Dumont: I'd turn it into a penis.
Draco DeCrackhead: I'm a vagitarian
Count Tunahaha: LMAO
Airey Aydolette Dumont: >.>
Count Tunahaha: i like that
Count Tunahaha: im gonna use it
Airey Aydolette Dumont: Carlos.
Count Tunahaha: whut ?
Moons Wilde: I'm a penivore.
Airey Aydolette Dumont: You ....nothing.
Airey Aydolette Dumont: Nooothiiing at all.
Count Tunahaha: im not gay !
Count Tunahaha: lmao
Airey Aydolette Dumont: I'm going to bed.
Airey Aydolette Dumont: <.<
Airey Aydolette Dumont: >.>
Count Tunahaha: go pick my cotton !
Airey Aydolette Dumont: Yeah.
Draco DeCrackhead: Yes you are
Ace Milena-Dumont:
Count Tunahaha: >>
Airey Aydolette Dumont: Cholo.
Airey Aydolette Dumont: Fuck you.
Count Tunahaha: <3
Count Tunahaha: lol
Airey Aydolette Dumont: Go back across the river.
Airey Aydolette Dumont: <.<
Airey Aydolette Dumont: Ocean
Airey Aydolette Dumont: Gulf
Count Tunahaha: fence?
Ace Milena-Dumont: Go make me a taco, bitch
Airey Aydolette Dumont: Thing
Airey Aydolette Dumont: That!
Airey Aydolette Dumont: FEnce!
Ace Milena-Dumont: Bo-ree-toh
Count Tunahaha: Pfft Bran you wish i could make you a taco
Airey Aydolette Dumont: Go make me some ....damn....things.
Count Tunahaha: next time i will cook instead of Joshy
Ace Milena-Dumont: Eat my taco?
Airey Aydolette Dumont: My brain doesn...oooh.
Count Tunahaha: and that
Airey Aydolette Dumont: >.>
Count Tunahaha: <<
Airey Aydolette Dumont: <.<
Airey Aydolette Dumont: Dood.
Airey Aydolette Dumont: >.>
Airey Aydolette Dumont: Bran.
Ace Milena-Dumont:
Airey Aydolette Dumont: If you weren't so awkward about sex.
Airey Aydolette Dumont: <.< I'd so gossip with you.
Ace Milena-Dumont: LOL
Airey Aydolette Dumont: >.>
Ace Milena-Dumont: Awkward?
Count Tunahaha: if you let me and not be ... " i have to be at work tomorrow morning, i cant"
Airey Aydolette Dumont: Dood.
Draco DeCrackhead: You'd chicken out, B
Airey Aydolette Dumont: The last time I talke....LMFAO. ;x
Ace Milena-Dumont: I did have to be at work you fuckface
Ace Milena-Dumont: >.>
Airey Aydolette Dumont:
Count Tunahaha: Pfft
Airey Aydolette Dumont:
Airey Aydolette Dumont:
Count Tunahaha: would have been a good day at work for you
Airey Aydolette Dumont: I think I wet myself....
Ace Milena-Dumont: Not my fault you only come to me for a bootycall!
Airey Aydolette Dumont: .....yeah....
Airey Aydolette Dumont: I did...
Airey Aydolette Dumont: Just a little bit.
Airey Aydolette Dumont: >.>
Ace Milena-Dumont: "Ill be there from 1pm til 120pm"
Airey Aydolette Dumont: <.<
Airey Aydolette Dumont: >.>
Draco DeCrackhead: 20 minutes? o.O
Count Tunahaha: i stayed for a week that one time
Airey Aydolette Dumont: Quick Popper are we Drakie? >.>
Count Tunahaha: lol
Ace Milena-Dumont: My judgement of sex is really off, the last time I got laid it lasted hours because we were fucken drunk
Airey Aydolette Dumont: TAlking alllll that sshit.
Airey Aydolette Dumont: <.<
Airey Aydolette Dumont: Drunk sex sucks
Count Tunahaha: yeah it does
Airey Aydolette Dumont: I always get the guys who NEVER FUCKIGN NUT
Ace Milena-Dumont: But Id just met you!
Draco DeCrackhead: She was talking about Carlos
Airey Aydolette Dumont: WHAT THE FUCK?!
Count Tunahaha: i know
Airey Aydolette Dumont:
Count Tunahaha: LMAO
Airey Aydolette Dumont: It's like...
Airey Aydolette Dumont: 1hr.
Ace Milena-Dumont: Drake never wanted to see me
Count Tunahaha: Its ok Bran bran
Airey Aydolette Dumont: 2hrs.
Airey Aydolette Dumont: 3 hrs.
Draco DeCrackhead: Bull
Ace Milena-Dumont: I got random texts to come out and get high with him and Tool
Count Tunahaha: next time we hang out
Airey Aydolette Dumont: "***** A...who bull? >.>
Airey Aydolette Dumont: I swear to god.
Count Tunahaha: im eating cho taco
Count Tunahaha: >>
Airey Aydolette Dumont: <.<
Ace Milena-Dumont: Mm chocolate
Airey Aydolette Dumont: I wanna taco session.
Count Tunahaha: then im gonna put my meat in it
Count Tunahaha: >>
Airey Aydolette Dumont: >.>
Draco DeCrackhead: Hey, I never told you to get high with us
Count Tunahaha: xD
Airey Aydolette Dumont: And i'mma sit on your face.
Ace Milena-Dumont: Tool did
Airey Aydolette Dumont: <.<
Airey Aydolette Dumont: >.>
Ace Milena-Dumont: It was freakin weird
Airey Aydolette Dumont: And then freak out.
Airey Aydolette Dumont: And run away like a bitch.
Ace Milena-Dumont: How many times could I say "No I like having a job"
Count Tunahaha: lmao
Count Tunahaha: TooL was a CB
Count Tunahaha: >>
Ace Milena-Dumont: My silly attachment to money and food
Airey Aydolette Dumont: **** Buster?
Count Tunahaha: LMAO
Airey Aydolette Dumont: >.>
Airey Aydolette Dumont: DOOD.
Airey Aydolette Dumont: Fuck you guys and your stupid timezones!
Airey Aydolette Dumont: D:
Count Tunahaha: i was nice i didnt CB drake >>
Airey Aydolette Dumont: <.<
Count Tunahaha: the stripper on the other hand
Airey Aydolette Dumont: Cock block!
Count Tunahaha: lol
Airey Aydolette Dumont:
Airey Aydolette Dumont: I got iiitttt!!!
Airey Aydolette Dumont:
Airey Aydolette Dumont:
Count Tunahaha: yay !
Ace Milena-Dumont: OH
Ace Milena-Dumont: LOL
Airey Aydolette Dumont: I R SPESHAL!
Airey Aydolette Dumont: Dood.
Airey Aydolette Dumont: I'm gone.
Ace Milena-Dumont: Where did this assumption I lay a guy on the first day come from?! D:
Airey Aydolette Dumont: I'mma take a two minute shi...... >.>
Airey Aydolette Dumont: Since you fucke d me?
Count Tunahaha: Josh said so !
Airey Aydolette Dumont: And m strap on.
Ace Milena-Dumont:
Airey Aydolette Dumont: <.<
Ace Milena-Dumont: No a ho
Airey Aydolette Dumont: It's okay.
Count Tunahaha: <3
Airey Aydolette Dumont: You weren't that good.
Airey Aydolette Dumont: <3
Ace Milena-Dumont: Bitch.
Moons Wilde: Awww
Ace Milena-Dumont: I rocked your fucken world
Moons Wilde: >.>
Airey Aydolette Dumont: No.
Airey Aydolette Dumont: You rocked the bed.
Airey Aydolette Dumont: I got knocked off.
Count Tunahaha: im sure Brandy takes it like a champ and gives back just as good
Ace Milena-Dumont: DEATH TO THE NONBELIEVER
Count Tunahaha: >>
Airey Aydolette Dumont: You buck like a fucking bronco.
Ace Milena-Dumont: I really do
Airey Aydolette Dumont: I didn't even stick shit in.
Airey Aydolette Dumont: >.>
Count Tunahaha: wrong hole?
Count Tunahaha: >>
Ace Milena-Dumont: Oww
Airey Aydolette Dumont: I was like *prod* And you kicked me off the bed and started shaking and orgasm.
Airey Aydolette Dumont: I didn't even get to nut.
Airey Aydolette Dumont: Selfish ****.
Count Tunahaha: lol
Airey Aydolette Dumont: I had blue balls.
Airey Aydolette Dumont: And you went to sleep.
Count Tunahaha: Josh 'Ewwww, girly parts "
Count Tunahaha: >>
Airey Aydolette Dumont: Then had the nerve to wake me up early, and ask for breakfast and a massage.
Count Tunahaha: is what he must be saying
Count Tunahaha: lol
Moons Wilde: Heyyy
Airey Aydolette Dumont: I wanted to smother your selfish ass.
Moons Wilde: I'm not that bad.
Airey Aydolette Dumont: <,<
Count Tunahaha: i know your not
Count Tunahaha:
Airey Aydolette Dumont: Josh could be bisexual
Count Tunahaha: no he cant
Airey Aydolette Dumont: If you got him high, drunk and super blind
Count Tunahaha: he dont like pussy
Airey Aydolette Dumont: And chopped off his fingers.
Ace Milena-Dumont: I have scared him before
Count Tunahaha: im sure he could tell the difference
Count Tunahaha: lol
Airey Aydolette Dumont: And made sure he only hit if from the back.
Airey Aydolette Dumont: >.>
Ace Milena-Dumont: He wants hugs so I take off my shirt and he cries
Count Tunahaha: LMAO
Ace Milena-Dumont: Waves his hands in the air "Ewwww" all sad
Count Tunahaha: he does love to cuddle
Airey Aydolette Dumont: LMFAO!
Airey Aydolette Dumont: Dood.
Airey Aydolette Dumont: If I ever come to visit you.
Airey Aydolette Dumont: I'mma make sure
Airey Aydolette Dumont: I torture jost.
Airey Aydolette Dumont: ...Jp...
Ace Milena-Dumont: LOL
Ace Milena-Dumont: S'easy to doo <.<
Airey Aydolette Dumont: FUCLs
Moons Wilde: I do not!
Airey Aydolette Dumont: |
Ace Milena-Dumont: He scares easy too
Moons Wilde:
Airey Aydolette Dumont:
Ace Milena-Dumont: You do too!
Moons Wilde:
Ace Milena-Dumont: You did it the other day!
Airey Aydolette Dumont: I'm tiiired!
Airey Aydolette Dumont: >.>
Airey Aydolette Dumont: Josh.
Airey Aydolette Dumont: Titties.
Airey Aydolette Dumont: <.<
Airey Aydolette Dumont: Titties, beer and football.
Moons Wilde: It was worse the day she told me I squeezed blood out.
Airey Aydolette Dumont: >.>
Moons Wilde: I almost cried.
Airey Aydolette Dumont: ....What?
Airey Aydolette Dumont: ...
Count Tunahaha: xD
Airey Aydolette Dumont: Woa.
Ace Milena-Dumont: LOL!
Airey Aydolette Dumont: What?
Airey Aydolette Dumont: LMFAP
Ace Milena-Dumont: I was on my period
Count Tunahaha: take it easy on your penis
Ace Milena-Dumont: <.<;
Count Tunahaha: LMAO
Airey Aydolette Dumont: ...LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Airey Aydolette Dumont:
Airey Aydolette Dumont: Oh god choking
Ace Milena-Dumont: I swear he had tears in his eyes
Airey Aydolette Dumont: Dood.
Airey Aydolette Dumont: I'
Ace Milena-Dumont: Tehe >.>
Airey Aydolette Dumont: I'mma go take my two minute shit.
Airey Aydolette Dumont: Pee
Airey Aydolette Dumont: And then pass out
Airey Aydolette Dumont: It's going on 7am
Ace Milena-Dumont: Yeesh! =x
Count Tunahaha: lol
Airey Aydolette Dumont: >.> Bitch.
Moons Wilde: It was bad.
Count Tunahaha: dont fall in
Airey Aydolette Dumont: No hugs for you.
Draco DeCrackhead: Yeah, go sleep, darkie
Count Tunahaha: LMAO
Airey Aydolette Dumont: D....
Ace Milena-Dumont: Alright bootyqueen sweet dreamsssss
Airey Aydolette Dumont: Dood.
Airey Aydolette Dumont: Fuck all you pasty mother fuckers.
Count Tunahaha: i think some chicken and waffles are in order
Draco DeCrackhead: lol
Count Tunahaha: im not white !
Airey Aydolette Dumont: Specially you you tra...ooh chicken?
Count Tunahaha: LMAO
Airey Aydolette Dumont: I was getting to you you traitorous Cholo.
Count Tunahaha: fried chicken
Airey Aydolette Dumont: .....Mmmmh
Airey Aydolette Dumont: I'mma go buy some chicken later.
Airey Aydolette Dumont: We got cornmeal
Airey Aydolette Dumont: And a
Count Tunahaha: sounds good
Airey Aydolette Dumont: WHOLE bunch of .... >.> I'll fuck you right out that closet Carlos.
Ace Milena-Dumont:
Airey Aydolette Dumont: Don't fuck with me boy.
Count Tunahaha: at least we know... when your down on your luck.. youll suck a cock for a drumstick
Airey Aydolette Dumont: I'll buy that strap on, and make that trip bitch.
Draco DeCrackhead: She will
Airey Aydolette Dumont: Fuck you.
Count Tunahaha: you know from experience Drake
Airey Aydolette Dumont: I'd do it for a bucket though. >.>
Draco DeCrackhead: I wave some KFC at her and she bends over
Airey Aydolette Dumont: And some red....fuck KFC
Count Tunahaha: LMAO
Airey Aydolette Dumont: Pop'eyes and you gotta deal.
Airey Aydolette Dumont: <.<
Count Tunahaha: Popeys
Count Tunahaha: LMAO
Count Tunahaha: Churchs Chicken
Count Tunahaha: >>
Airey Aydolette Dumont: I want that 24pc.
Airey Aydolette Dumont: Fuck Churches
Airey Aydolette Dumont: IT's Pop'eyes
Airey Aydolette Dumont: Or you get shit.
Airey Aydolette Dumont: Litteraly.
Airey Aydolette Dumont: I will shit on you.
Airey Aydolette Dumont:
Count Tunahaha: xD
Draco DeCrackhead: She wants that spicy with some hot sauce
Airey Aydolette Dumont: <.<
Airey Aydolette Dumont: You know me so well.
Draco DeCrackhead: I do
Airey Aydolette Dumont: Side order of?
Airey Aydolette Dumont: >.>
Draco DeCrackhead: Deez nuuuuts
Count Tunahaha: Drake... you buy a 12 pc ill but a 12pc and Brandi can bring the biscuits.. we can run a train on her
Airey Aydolette Dumont: ,...Don't forget the honey!
Ace Milena-Dumont:
Count Tunahaha: well duh its the lube
Airey Aydolette Dumont: Lots and lots of honey!
Count Tunahaha: >>
Airey Aydolette Dumont: ....Fuck that
Ace Milena-Dumont: Mm like honey
Airey Aydolette Dumont: You don't get yeast infections.
Count Tunahaha: LMAO
Airey Aydolette Dumont: Honey's for the chicken and biscuits.
Airey Aydolette Dumont: <.<
Draco DeCrackhead: No sugar in the puss
Airey Aydolette Dumont: And this is so coing on the bite.
Airey Aydolette Dumont: And Carlos
Airey Aydolette Dumont: >.>
Count Tunahaha: LMAO... LMAO which part ?
Count Tunahaha: all of it?
Airey Aydolette Dumont: One dick per fantasy
Airey Aydolette Dumont: ALLL of it.
Airey Aydolette Dumont: One dick per fantasy
Airey Aydolette Dumont: >.>
Count Tunahaha: HAHAH this will be a long ass conversation
Airey Aydolette Dumont: LMFAo
Ace Milena-Dumont: Ill sit by and watch? >.>
Airey Aydolette Dumont: And I feel bad for the people who read it.
Airey Aydolette Dumont: <.<
Count Tunahaha: right ?
Airey Aydolette Dumont: Brandy
Airey Aydolette Dumont: Do you have a cock now?
Airey Aydolette Dumont: CAuse if so
Count Tunahaha:
Airey Aydolette Dumont: I'd glady d...lmfaooooo
Airey Aydolette Dumont:
Airey Aydolette Dumont: <.<
Airey Aydolette Dumont: *sucks on the cawk*
Airey Aydolette Dumont: Mmmh
Count Tunahaha: xD
Airey Aydolette Dumont: Fry this baby uppp.
Airey Aydolette Dumont: >.>
Moons Wilde: The cat is crazy.
Airey Aydolette Dumont: <.<
Airey Aydolette Dumont: God.
Airey Aydolette Dumont: You know...
Count Tunahaha: pet the pussy Josshy !
Airey Aydolette Dumont: You guys are gonna get called racists.
Count Tunahaha: calm it down
Airey Aydolette Dumont: ATleast once.
Airey Aydolette Dumont:
Airey Aydolette Dumont: Skrulz did.
Airey Aydolette Dumont:
Airey Aydolette Dumont: <.<
Count Tunahaha: you already posted?
Airey Aydolette Dumont: Don't fuck with niggerdom.
Airey Aydolette Dumont: No
Airey Aydolette Dumont: I'm about too.
Count Tunahaha: xD
Airey Aydolette Dumont: Drake you stupid cracker.
Airey Aydolette Dumont: >.> Say something niggerish.
Count Tunahaha: LMAO
Ace Milena-Dumont:
Draco DeCrackhead: Eri, you fuckin ******
Airey Aydolette Dumont: HONKEY!
Airey Aydolette Dumont: LMFAO
Count Tunahaha: LMAO
Count Tunahaha: Oh shit
Airey Aydolette Dumont: AWww come on pasty
Airey Aydolette Dumont: You got something better than that.
Airey Aydolette Dumont: What's a white man at the bottom of a river called?
Ace Milena-Dumont: I only pick on the Messycan
Airey Aydolette Dumont: >.>
Count Tunahaha: which is me
Airey Aydolette Dumont: A GOOD start.
Draco DeCrackhead: Go tend the chickens, you spear chuckin tar baby
Airey Aydolette Dumont: <.<
Count Tunahaha: cause im the only messican she knows
Airey Aydolette Dumont: Cholo.
Count Tunahaha: LMAO Tar babby
Count Tunahaha: ><
Airey Aydolette Dumont: What's the difference between you, a bench, a pizza and a t.v?
Airey Aydolette Dumont: >.>
Airey Aydolette Dumont: <.<
Count Tunahaha: idk ?
Airey Aydolette Dumont: The bench can support a family. The pizza can feed a family. And the t.v. can raise half decent kids. >.>
Airey Aydolette Dumont: THANK YOU I'M HERE ALL NIGHT!

I pity anyone who reads all of that.

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Post subject: Re: Funny Conversations

Posted: Mon Aug 02, 2010 9:52 pm

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Airey wrote:

I tried trimming it down.... >.> But it no work. It no make sense.

Quote:

I pity anyone who reads all of that.

I pity anyone who was involved...

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Post subject: Re: Funny Conversations

Posted: Mon Aug 02, 2010 10:29 pm

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CountTuna wrote:

Airey wrote:

I tried trimming it down.... >.> But it no work. It no make sense.

Quote:

I pity anyone who reads all of that.

I pity anyone who was involved...

Fuck you it was funny. You laughed cholo!

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Post subject: Re: Funny Conversations

Posted: Mon Aug 02, 2010 11:35 pm

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Airey wrote:

<HOLYSHIT that's long>

I pity anyone who reads all of that.

<.< I pity the fool, who don't like Mr. T's breakfast cereal?

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Post subject: Re: Funny Conversations

Posted: Tue Aug 03, 2010 9:35 am

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Actual postcode removed, but:

Quote:

#dataclaw
[...]
[18:02] <Dread> Tadpole is busy wrapping up Okami for you.
[...]

PM
[bunch of unrelated stuff goes here]
[18:05] <Morgrim> Oh, not sure if you ended up finding my postcode. 1234
[18:05] <Dread> ... >.> I know tadpole too well. He just gave me the package an--
[18:05] <Dread> Yeah.
[18:05] <Dread> >.>
[18:05] <Dread> I know.
[18:05] <Dread> :))
[18:05] <Dread> >.>
[18:05] * Dread leers at the mindlink.
[18:05] <Morgrim> Okay, that was scary
[18:05] <Morgrim> What was the end of that sentance, btw? *is curious*
[18:05] * Dread nudges it carefully into 'Coincidence!' corner.
[18:06] <Dread> [18:05] <Dread> ... >.> I know tadpole too well. He just gave me the package and said, "I stalked the postcode, by the way. Maybe you should check it with her."
[18:06] * Morgrim is offically freaked out a little
[18:06] * Dread was going to be all, "Is it XX 1234".

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Post subject: Re: Funny Conversations

Posted: Tue Aug 03, 2010 11:28 am

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<Mandolin> Silence!
* Vespertine stuck his nose up too *
<Silence> ... Huh?
<Lily> I'm good at the elitist thing.
<Airey> I kill you!
<Airey> Oh.
<Lily> I dun have to try.
<Mandolin> C'mere
<Tyliana> xD
<Airey> Wrong Silence.
+ Renesemee_x has arrived.
<Airey> <.<';
* Silence c'mered. *
<Vespertine> I'm like, way better than them.
<Airey> LMFAO))
<Mandolin> I have a job for you
<Vespertine> I mean, ew. Just look.
--------------------------------------------
<Fable> I have no doubts that Reyma would top.
<Fable> And it would be doggie style.
* Reyna gagged. *
<Fable> Because of Airey's ass and all. >.>
* McKenzie looks around for someone to taze. *
<xxsacrificexx> Deaaaaa <3
* Airey yawned. *
<DezzieCuThroat> Where do bad folks go when they die >.>
* xxsacrificexx leveled a hungry gaze on the human, and just kept it there. *
* Lokas grinned and bit Fabian's upper lip gently, scratching the side of his head when the kiss was broken. *
* Tyliana stole the tazer from Kenzie. *
+ Brandon+Scott has arrived.
* McKenzie whines, stealing her tazer back which she had stole from someone else. *
<Airey> Only woman that'll ever top me, will be Labia, Rayny, Dacckers and Icksy.
* Mandolin huffs *
<Airey> >.>
<Khja> Kenzie! o.o C'mere, quick!
<Airey> So I suppose that woman should be women.
<Mandolin> What has this city come too... all sorts of newbies running around with tazers
* McKenzie runs over to Khja. *
* Fable grinned as a flicker of something devilish glinted in his eyes. He slid off Miche's lap, crooking a finger at the man as he strolled into a side room. *
+ Harkle+Harpell has left.
<Airey> You fault for not having tighter pockets Mandough.
* Tyliana stole the tazer -again-, then tossed it to Mando. BEFORE Kenzie ran away. *
<Mandolin> I have mine right here
<Fable> What about Miss Legs?
* xxsacrificexx would bat lashes at Reyface, and make some sexualy suggestive remark, but she was focusing on the tasty smelling human. Mmmmmmmn, it would be nice to take one in main again. *
<McKenzie> And I have another wallet. Some guy named Haviland.
* Khja drags the girl into a side-room. And locked the door. Several times over. *
* Mandolin pockets the other tazer *
<Airey> Tif>
<Tyliana> You took Havi's wallet?! XD
<Fable> Yer.
<Airey> Tif would own me.
<Airey> There's no topping there.
* McKenzie has spare tazers.

*
<xxsacrificexx> Remind me to beat Khja later.
<Reyna> ...Tif and Airey?
<Airey> She would own me in every sense of the word.
<McKenzie> Mhm. I tazed him then stole his wallet.
* Airey shudders. *
<Reyna> Oh god.
<Fable> >.>
* Reyna twitched violently. *
<Airey> She scares me.
<Airey> ME.
<Airey> She's made me watch things.
+ Reaper_ex has left.
* Lokas blinked and followed after the man, having been summoned so sweetly. *
<Airey> Seen things.
<Airey> Horrible things.
<xxsacrificexx> I'm gonna seduce Tif.
<xxsacrificexx> It's gonna happen.
* Airey breaks down into heartfelt tears. *

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Post subject: Re: Funny Conversations

Posted: Tue Aug 03, 2010 9:44 pm

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* Katastrophe pulled out a scroll and displaced Reyna to get her away from her. *
+ Reyna has left.
<Elantia> Creative use of in-game items +100 pts))

Win.

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Post subject: Re: Funny Conversations

Posted: Wed Aug 04, 2010 11:04 am

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Quote:

(1:31:14 AM) ***Morgrim emails self
(1:32:16 AM) ***Frederick unzips and installs Morgrim.
(1:33:06 AM) ***Morgrim attempts to look unvirusey
(1:33:35 AM) ***Frederick squints at with suspicion.
(1:34:07 AM) ***Morgrim gives cookies?
(1:36:02 AM) ***Frederick executes Morgrim program.
(1:36:22 AM) ***Morgrim crashes
(1:36:35 AM) Frederick: Craaap.
(1:36:40 AM) ***Frederick googles for support >.>;;
(1:37:58 AM) ***Frederick uninstalls and reinstalls. x.x;
(1:38:17 AM) ***Morgrim beeps enticingly?
(1:40:37 AM) ***Frederick attempts to launch Morgrim program again.
(1:41:20 AM) ***Morgrim curls around on the desktop
(1:42:11 AM) ***Frederick scritches with cursor.
(1:43:30 AM) ***Morgrim warbles and plays interesting animation.
(1:43:56 AM) ***Frederick tries to figure out a way to extract Morgrimprogram into the real world.

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Post subject: Re: Funny Conversations

Posted: Wed Aug 04, 2010 11:51 am

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